Hey Mom, how about getting off your lazy as and taking me and Flailbaby for a walk?

Hey Mom, how about getting off your lazy as and taking me and Flailbaby for a walk?

Wee Doug with his elephant squeaky. (Taken with instagram)

Wee Doug with his elephant squeaky. (Taken with instagram)

Mommmm, get me out! Pwease?

Mommmm, get me out! Pwease?

Oh no! The novelty has worn off and wee Doug is now the Saddest Baby On Earth. Poor woogums.

Oh no! The novelty has worn off and wee Doug is now the Saddest Baby On Earth. Poor woogums.

Wee Doug loves his jumparoo sometimes…

Wee Doug loves his jumparoo sometimes…

Wee Doug, relaxing after a stressful day of work. Oh wait, no, *I’m* the one who works all day. You’re the one who shits his pants and waits for someone else to clean your butt.

Wee Doug, relaxing after a stressful day of work. Oh wait, no, *I’m* the one who works all day. You’re the one who shits his pants and waits for someone else to clean your butt.

Wee Doug loves his jumparoo!

Wee Doug loves his jumparoo!

Just switched Wee Doug from the cradle position to the sitting up position in the sling. He loves it! But, uh, pardon my face here. Yick!

Just switched Wee Doug from the cradle position to the sitting up position in the sling. He loves it! But, uh, pardon my face here. Yick!

Mister Tongue!

Mister Tongue!