What a weirdo! Seriously, this dog. I don’t even.

Poor Zoe is still wandering around whining and looking pathetic.

Zoe is still wandering around whining and looking pathetic.

Living room status: unfucked!

That green rocking chair has had a pile of crap on it for MONTHS - since just after my 3.5 month old baby was born. It was actually making me depressed every time I looked at it, but I haven’t done anything about it until now.

Now the couch looks decent, we actually have a chair to sit in, and I have all my money for rent amalgamated in a stack under my wallet ready to deposit next time I leave the house. Wooo! also, bonus dog photobomb.

Hey Mom, how about getting off your lazy as and taking me and Flailbaby for a walk?

Hey Mom, how about getting off your lazy as and taking me and Flailbaby for a walk?

// Things that make me cry every. damn. time. (part 359)//

Videos of soldiers returning from deployment and surprising their pets/family members. Insta-blub.

Worrydog loses her schmidt. (Taken with instagram)

Worrydog loses her schmidt. (Taken with instagram)

Sometimes Worrydog is also Flaildog. (Taken with instagram)

Sometimes Worrydog is also Flaildog. (Taken with instagram)

Zoedog is Littledude’s fierce protector!

Zoedog is Littledude’s fierce protector!