What a weirdo! Seriously, this dog. I don’t even.

Poor Zoe is still wandering around whining and looking pathetic.

Zoe is still wandering around whining and looking pathetic.

Living room status: unfucked!

That green rocking chair has had a pile of crap on it for MONTHS - since just after my 3.5 month old baby was born. It was actually making me depressed every time I looked at it, but I haven’t done anything about it until now.

Now the couch looks decent, we actually have a chair to sit in, and I have all my money for rent amalgamated in a stack under my wallet ready to deposit next time I leave the house. Wooo! also, bonus dog photobomb.

Hey Mom, how about getting off your lazy as and taking me and Flailbaby for a walk?

Hey Mom, how about getting off your lazy as and taking me and Flailbaby for a walk?

// Things that make me cry every. damn. time. (part 359)//

Videos of soldiers returning from deployment and surprising their pets/family members. Insta-blub.

Worrydog loses her schmidt. (Taken with instagram)

Worrydog loses her schmidt. (Taken with instagram)

Sometimes Worrydog is also Flaildog. (Taken with instagram)

Sometimes Worrydog is also Flaildog. (Taken with instagram)